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The grey and yellow music stand X’Ddeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan:
deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan:
beware the terrifying green desk
purple tea
oh man
gross
Purple Moose
lol
why do you have a fucking moose next to you
well apparently your brother made a house call
the pink blanket. Im so terrifying
Blue Spoon
That sounds very sexual to me for some reason….
The Plaid Koi
The Black Ocarina
The Green Teddy Bear
wow really scary
The Cream Cat
hmmm this one has possibilities
The Black Pillow
Now, if it were the TYPE of shirt.
It would be the Cancer Pillow
(because Karkat shirt)
black water.
….. the fact they sell it in stores amuses me
white furby
I SOUND FANTASTIC TO ME
Floral Wall.
The Yellow Green Blankie
say hello to…
THE PURPLE CRACKER BAG
The Mint cap
The Green Scalemate
yes beautifulThe Green Foot
The White Kitten
omg love it
The Black Candy cane
so scary x’D
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By SnowyLynx , Happy Holidays everybody!
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what if an ampora flirted with you
like i imagine eridan would be really sweet and charming with it and he wouldnt even give off that hes flirting until he starts putting it on stronger
and cronus fails at it miserably like he’ll be super straight forward about it and tell you what hes thinking after hes done his little charming and sweet gestures
and then theres dualscar![]()
too much fiber in my diet
was this joke really worth putting a log in your toilet
(Source: humortrain, via laughcentre)
Arisu and June love each other very much <3
- Dirk and Jake
- Sollux and Karkat
- Dave and John
- John and Karkat
why is this on my dash again?
whatever lets throw this here
//Sollux and Karkat tho
thisiscute
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So I mixed the original Gangnam Style with the Orchestral version and
i —
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You’re friends like, “You’re not going to make it..”
and you’re like:
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